Just a Jiub

I swear I can't take a shit without someone faxin me asking why my colon's at reduced capacity.

You know what? Sober people tell me 'you should be sober' meanwhile they're as happy as a dick in a blender.

People manipulate me and tell me lies all the fuckin time, and act like the reason it happens is because I'm trippin, drunk, or too stupid to notice- nigger I just don't put my fuckin energy in that direction AT ALL. Unlike you mother fuckers who waste your time on nasty shit, Jesus Christ I can't stand life... I can't fuckin stand it. I can't live one god damn day without people.  Without problems. Without pressure. Without already being behind on something that they just shoved in my god damn face... swear to God, who the FUCK would want to live in this shit hole of a fuckin planet.

I can't even rant on my blog without havin to wonder if I'm gonna eat shit for it. I could make a private, anonymous blog and that shit would still be eventually linked back to me- you can live on a deserted mother fuckin island and still have polluted radiated shitwater from some shit country splashin on your shore poisoning your goddamn coconut milk.

Fuckin people piss me off, constantly trying to change me. Meanwhile I'm just trying to get the fuck by, humor people I pass on this road I walk, and take a shit without having a dildo waiting for me with AIDS all over it. You can try and please people your whole damn life and they will still piss on you when it's raining. Every mother fucker on this planet deserves the eventual death that awaits them- you ever think of that? Maybe THATs the reason we die? Because we got it comin- cuz we fuckin SUCK.

I will never be content in my life. I will never be happy. That ain't a self-fulfilling prophecy- you know what AINT a self-fulfilling prophecy? Believing you will eventually be happy. That's fuckin bullshit. If you ascribe to that belief you might as well be an alcoholic. You might as well be dead.

Hell if you believe anything you're a nigger on a slave boat.