And so it begins...

Well, I just wanted to write this blog and get it over with... it's been on my mind for a while now and I just have to get it out there...

First off, I just wanna say that no man should have to drink Canadian LTD. This shit IS the Fleischmann's of whiskey... literally; it's bottled by the Fleischmann Distilling Company lol. Fuckin disgusting-ass shit. I'm never buying this shit again... Fuck you, Mike, at the gas station down the street... how dare you even recommend this shit to me man... oh my God...

Yet I find myself staring at it with regretful want, ahh... the bitter companions we doth surround ourselves with. I feel like Cloud in FF7... doesn't even get along with half these mother fuckers, but God dammit- Sephiroth's a mother fucker isn't he. Literally... lol. (No need to explain why Jenova's Pelvis never made a bossfight appearance).

CHYEAAAH Climhazzard up in that #$#^. lol. ok...

Now that the weirdness is out... (yeah right!)

Alright i'm just delaying the inevitable... time to drink this shit... thank you Dr Pepper...

Man... honestly it's been a MINUTE since I've had some pu**y... shiiiiiiiiit. Shoulda hit up my ex when I was back in town lol.  Much as I hate that bitch, at least we had good sex. I haven't talked to that whore in a while, though. I bet her shit's nice and tight after going to London and fuckin that little old english fucker... lol. Man. That's pretty straightforward and raunchy, honestly. But it's the truth. She was a great fuck... coulda gave better head though. Just never seemed that into it. And after she started smoking... well I guess the same coulda been said about me.  Seriously though, smoking cigarettes makes a gal's junk taste FUNK. Best I ever ate was this girl who lived on a ranch, only ate healthy stuff and never did drugs in her life... rode horses all the time. Straight up tasted like the Garden of Eden, I swear to God; haven't talked to her since she kifed my 100$ after a night of dancing at Stockman's Bar with her and Kristy....

Mmmmm Kristy Wutt... God damn. What an angel... never did figure out what the hell happened with us. Guess she really was a nutjob lol! God... she was great though.

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oh yeah!

I was supposed to be blogging about SOMETHING lol.

...oh. wow. I'm such an ass... shiiiiiiiit. I've been dancin around the bush the whole time, here.

So.

There's this gal. Her name's Tracy Moffitt.

And she's not like any gal I've ever known, that's for sure... =) man. She seriously makes me feel like a 50's 'swell and Jesus-loving' kinda guy. She's got great freakin values... hell she's been adhering to her moral code for 27 years now... God, what dedication! What commitment! That's amazing, ya know? I mean it, she just blows my mind... In a way, I feel terrible that I haven't adhered to a strict code like hers, all my life, because it feels like I'm not good enough for her, ya know? But at the same time, my experience can bless her with so much, lol. I mean it, I see all that she does and everything she's done, and wants to do, and I WANT to rub her strong, muscly shoulders... I WANT to go to school, get a great job, make a lot of money, provide for this amazing woman, and have beautiful, loving children with her... I mean she's someone I can be really proud of, ya know?

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Third's a charm, as they say, right..?

Wow, it's already five am... this gal, Ashley Johnson, is trying to get with me over facebook, but... I don't forget all the years that she's blown me off, treated me like crap. Now that she has a kid and shit, and who knows WHAT diseases resulting from her extensive drug-heavy lifestyle, idk... I gotta keep a chick like that at an arm's length. I mean, I'm pretty desperate for some 'lovin', lol, but... thank God I have patience... or maybe I'm just lazy and get too drunk lol... It's saving me though.

So I'm going to school at Yavapai College in Prescott, AZ.

Doing really good in all of my classes. Might get a B in biology but should be straight As all across the board...

Things are good. Renting the bottom floor of this house from this single mom; she has two great kids- a nine year old and an eleven year old boy. They're really pretty well-behaved, and have good heads on their shoulders; I enjoy being the older brother to them =) they're really good kids, and she's nice, as well. Sometimes I wonder if she's trying to seduce me, but, I don't wanna jump the gun... I mean, it'd be nice to have some steady sex and I'm sure she could appreciate it, being a single mom and all. We all get lonely, ya know. No reason two capable folks can't help each other out with basic biological needs ya know.

well... I'll talk more about Tracy in later posts, for sure lol. I feel kinda... idk. I might just chill out and do other stuff.

Much love~ best wishes

100th Blog Post!

Today's blog marks my 100th post on Blogger in Atlantis Full of Cheer~ yaaaaay...

So, things that have been going on- as pretty much the whole freakin world knows by now, I am a student working towards an Accounting (and later a business management) degree at Yavapai College, which is a small college in Prescott, Arizona.  I'm gonna get my AGEC-B so I can transfer up to NAU and go to a real business management school. How I'm gonna afford that is beyond me, but, hopefully things pan out. If anything, I can get my certification and Associate's Degree here in Yavapai and get an entry-level accounting job for like 20-30, maybe 30-40 thousand a year, and pay off my school debt and start saving for a further degree- a Bachelor's in Business Management.

These are all just stepping stones however; I fully intend to eventually go back to school later on down the road when I'm... further up the tax bracket, and study the things I really want to study, like Biochemistry, Physics, etc. That'll be when I'm like at least in my late thirties, most likely, and hopefully raising some kids and married to a wonderful gal~

(I've got one or two in mind already... but my eyes are always open eh) =P

I was pretty much penniless until (hopefully) tomorrow. About half of my refund is going through, supposedly, right now. It should be accessible by tomorrow afternoon. Otherwise I'm gonna have to wait til freakin Monday. It doesn't matter, anyways- I can't do jack-squat without my debit card, which is coming in the mail (If I ever get down to the goddamn post office and do a change of friggin address!)

It's a pity when a man is too intelligent to realize his faults; yet is he too intelligent to see those faults to an end..? That's a very clever exchange, universe.

I'm a freakin dinosaur, caught in the mud... don't matter how brilliant I am, ya know... guess it'll take later cats to figure it out... lol.

Harrison Ford's Genitalia

well if that doesn't catch your eye I don't know what will.

So first week of classes have gone by smoothly, of course, I'm sure the instructors are instructed to treat us pretty good up until the financial aid withdrawal deadline thingy lol.

Pretty much the only homework I have left is to answer some sociology and ahh accounting questions online. It's all online, pretty much. Just gotta get a notebook for Biology... shit I keep forgetting... need a separate, non-spiral notebook for Lab...

So my plans are to get my AGEC-B which is like a certificate that guarantees me entry into any state college, along with 35 credits towards my business degree, be it accounting, business management, etc.  I can't wait to get that, so I can transfer up to NAU and take some serious University classes... but I guess I should be grateful; things are progressing slowly, as a parabola rises, and hopefully when it peaks I'll be taking full advantage of it~

I was wondering whether or not to take my accounting or business management to a Bachelor level. An associate in accounting would be good so that I could get right out of college (I'd only have to do another year at NAU and I'd have it! So that's one year at Yavapai for my AGEC-B, then a year in NAU to get my Accounting AAS degree.) After I get that I'll probly take some time off, get an entry-level accounting job, and pay off my bills. Unless the university can convince me to pursue a business management degree; there's no way I'm sticking my neck out, financially, unless I'm sure I'll be covered until my graduation.

I just hope my parents get healthier and cut back on the drinking and smoking... I want them to be around for at least another 40 years lol. Then we'll probly all be tired of each other or so old n ugly we can't stand to look at each other hahahah~

Much love, space cowpeople~

Momma Mia~ lol

Man I finally started going to classes at YC, and so far it's been pretty righteous~

Just gotta keep up the pace, and stay on top of everything. There was a minor snag- I took a Cultural Anthropology class that wasn't even required for my course O_o so I traded it for an online math class lol. Damn. Had to pay 140$ for a freakin eBook! So bullshit man... Anyways.

I'm living with this awesome lady, she's all into organic stuff, and she has two young boys Jonas and Jacob, I think are their names. Their really good kids, they remind me of myself at that age lol. All about exploring and adventuring and getting into every nook and cranny xD

She's a real good lady, very warm and trusting. I hope she comes to trust me and recognizes that I'm an honest cat, and I'm sure she recognizes how appreciative I am of this gracious opportunity- it's only 350$/month + utilities! That's AWESOME! And we're getting internet, too. She's all into organic food and healthy living- she's aware of all the nasty chemicals in the food and stuff nowadays, so it's really cool that we clicked like that lol. She's also willing to wait til I get my financial aid on the 25th, man, I mean what an angel. Thank you GOD for sending this- well, thank God that there's people like her out there.

I can't wait to get up and running. One big thing I'm doing this semester is loaning a friend $600. My parents would freak out if they knew- momma mia. I'll probly just tell em I need 600 for a laptop, seeing as she already gave me her old laptop, so they don't know what I'm doing... I feel bad, but, knowing my parents... God. They'd skin me if they knew I was doing something genuinely out of the goodness of my heart lol. It scares them whenever I do a compassionate act. I don't wanna be like them, when I get older. At least in that regard. I will always help my friends- they are the greatest investment you can make.

I don't have too much time here left. It's time to go home and eat my summer sausage and banana, and orange lol. Tomorrow I'm gonna hit up another grocery store and get myself some more food... though my plans for tomorrow are to come to the college and do all my homework. Most of it's due the 19th or the 20th but, hey let's get it off to a good start!

God, thank you for this opportunity. thank you... momma mia~