And so it begins...

Well, I just wanted to write this blog and get it over with... it's been on my mind for a while now and I just have to get it out there...

First off, I just wanna say that no man should have to drink Canadian LTD. This shit IS the Fleischmann's of whiskey... literally; it's bottled by the Fleischmann Distilling Company lol. Fuckin disgusting-ass shit. I'm never buying this shit again... Fuck you, Mike, at the gas station down the street... how dare you even recommend this shit to me man... oh my God...

Yet I find myself staring at it with regretful want, ahh... the bitter companions we doth surround ourselves with. I feel like Cloud in FF7... doesn't even get along with half these mother fuckers, but God dammit- Sephiroth's a mother fucker isn't he. Literally... lol. (No need to explain why Jenova's Pelvis never made a bossfight appearance).

CHYEAAAH Climhazzard up in that #$#^. lol. ok...

Now that the weirdness is out... (yeah right!)

Alright i'm just delaying the inevitable... time to drink this shit... thank you Dr Pepper...

Man... honestly it's been a MINUTE since I've had some pu**y... shiiiiiiiiit. Shoulda hit up my ex when I was back in town lol.  Much as I hate that bitch, at least we had good sex. I haven't talked to that whore in a while, though. I bet her shit's nice and tight after going to London and fuckin that little old english fucker... lol. Man. That's pretty straightforward and raunchy, honestly. But it's the truth. She was a great fuck... coulda gave better head though. Just never seemed that into it. And after she started smoking... well I guess the same coulda been said about me.  Seriously though, smoking cigarettes makes a gal's junk taste FUNK. Best I ever ate was this girl who lived on a ranch, only ate healthy stuff and never did drugs in her life... rode horses all the time. Straight up tasted like the Garden of Eden, I swear to God; haven't talked to her since she kifed my 100$ after a night of dancing at Stockman's Bar with her and Kristy....

Mmmmm Kristy Wutt... God damn. What an angel... never did figure out what the hell happened with us. Guess she really was a nutjob lol! God... she was great though.

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oh yeah!

I was supposed to be blogging about SOMETHING lol.

...oh. wow. I'm such an ass... shiiiiiiiit. I've been dancin around the bush the whole time, here.

So.

There's this gal. Her name's Tracy Moffitt.

And she's not like any gal I've ever known, that's for sure... =) man. She seriously makes me feel like a 50's 'swell and Jesus-loving' kinda guy. She's got great freakin values... hell she's been adhering to her moral code for 27 years now... God, what dedication! What commitment! That's amazing, ya know? I mean it, she just blows my mind... In a way, I feel terrible that I haven't adhered to a strict code like hers, all my life, because it feels like I'm not good enough for her, ya know? But at the same time, my experience can bless her with so much, lol. I mean it, I see all that she does and everything she's done, and wants to do, and I WANT to rub her strong, muscly shoulders... I WANT to go to school, get a great job, make a lot of money, provide for this amazing woman, and have beautiful, loving children with her... I mean she's someone I can be really proud of, ya know?

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Third's a charm, as they say, right..?

Wow, it's already five am... this gal, Ashley Johnson, is trying to get with me over facebook, but... I don't forget all the years that she's blown me off, treated me like crap. Now that she has a kid and shit, and who knows WHAT diseases resulting from her extensive drug-heavy lifestyle, idk... I gotta keep a chick like that at an arm's length. I mean, I'm pretty desperate for some 'lovin', lol, but... thank God I have patience... or maybe I'm just lazy and get too drunk lol... It's saving me though.

So I'm going to school at Yavapai College in Prescott, AZ.

Doing really good in all of my classes. Might get a B in biology but should be straight As all across the board...

Things are good. Renting the bottom floor of this house from this single mom; she has two great kids- a nine year old and an eleven year old boy. They're really pretty well-behaved, and have good heads on their shoulders; I enjoy being the older brother to them =) they're really good kids, and she's nice, as well. Sometimes I wonder if she's trying to seduce me, but, I don't wanna jump the gun... I mean, it'd be nice to have some steady sex and I'm sure she could appreciate it, being a single mom and all. We all get lonely, ya know. No reason two capable folks can't help each other out with basic biological needs ya know.

well... I'll talk more about Tracy in later posts, for sure lol. I feel kinda... idk. I might just chill out and do other stuff.

Much love~ best wishes