eat dinosaur food

I never really knew my old man... honestly I can say that the people who work with him know him better than I do.  I respect the man immensely but... well really I just don't want to feel anythin bad about my mom or my dad. I wish only the best for them cats, I mean they did the best they could with me with what they had at the time...  I really shouldn't feel bad about it...

Man...

I'm gonna start makin my own fruit smoothies instead of drinkin soda.

I'll invest in a damn good blender.

I remember those old commercials about like food shredders and shit, some crazy intense freakin robot-android-on-magic-powder freakin beast.

Yeah... Billy Mays here with Oxycontin!

jk,,,, but actually i'm on an opiate (or what has been classified as a 'synthetic opiate')

err... actually... now that i think about it... i haven't dexed all day. i'm just drunk and...

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yeah that, but medieval.