Casper farted

Look man, I don't believe in ghosts. But Harrison Ford was here the other night man, and I gotta say...

CASPER WAS FRIENDLY FOR A REASON NYUGGA!! OHHHHHHHHH

lol. Alright here's the deal. I got like less than two weeks to get 300, no 400 dollars. Or else I'm going to jail! whoo hoo!!
whoohoo

Yeah, umm, I don't know what's gonna happen man. I really don't. It's a bullshit charge to begin with. I could take it to court and they couldn't do shit about it. But you know what? I'm stuck here with my butt up my thumb, wondering why the infinitron core went inverted.

I'm so sleep deprived it's not even funny. I haven't been this rattled since Jerry Garcia farted.

I don't know what is gonna happen man. I feel like everyone's tired of giving me chances. But this mother fucker hasn't even BEGUN to try! let's DO THIS SHIT!!! DO OR DIE!!!!!!!